On tonight’s season finale of Gene Simmons Family Jewels, the legendary rocker proposes to girlfriend Shannon Tweed. It looks like a daring choice, contemplating the pair has only been with each other for 28 years.
Simmons and Tweed, a previous Playboy Playmate, have lived with each other for more than 25 years, and also have two children.
Poor Kim Kardashian. It’s not enough that she’s perpetually hounded by photographers. Now she apparently has psoriasis.
Her condition was revealed on a recent episode of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” on E!. We see the reality star sitting on an examining table, 3-inch shiny gold platform pumps on her delicate feet, showing several pinkish spots on her legs to her dermatologist.
“So, I have this, like, rash,” she says, pulling up her jeans. Her sister Khloe, she says, seems to think it’s ringworm, but Kim admits she doesn’t know what that is.
“It’s not ringworn. Khloe was off,” the doctor says. “But it is psoriasis.” Cue the doom music.
Kim says that her mother has “always” had psoriasis. The condition may not be curable, the doctor says, but it is controllable. And that’s a good thing because, OMG, Kim Kardashian can not have psoriasis! “I mean, my career is doing ad campaigns and swimsuit photo shoots,” she says in a confessional. “People don’t understand the pressure on me to look perfect. When I gain a pound, it’s in the headlines. Imagine what the tabloids would do me if they saw all these spots?”
Lauryn Hill has been dumped by her boyfriend, Rohan Marley, for supermodel a.k.a. superskank Isabeli Fontana! This story is beyond tragic because Hill and Marley were together for 15 years and have five children together. Worse still is the fact that Lauryn is currently pregnant with the couple’s sixth baby!
Geeze, can you say Tiki Barber all over again? What is it with some men? Sure, Fontana is amazingly gorgeous and a Brazilian supermodel but a man has duties to his spouse and his children! This is seriously the worst possible time for Marley to walk out on his family. Being pregnant is hard enough on its own but to be left with not one but five children… well, that pain is more intense than even the flames of Hell!
Sadly, Isabeli Fontana is showing the world just want a sniveling homewrecking skank she is. She posted a TwitPic photo of her and Rohan Marley with the following caption: “I’m in love with @Romarley ‘s heart yfrog.com/kfu99oyj”
That’s just lovely, isn’t it? Well, hopefully Rohan, being the horndog that he is, will knock Fontana up a few times and then leave her for another slut further down the line. It seems that Marley is on his way to pulling a Donald Trump. What a selfish creature! Lauryn Hill should be glad to be rid of his cheating ass; any man that can up and leave his children and spouse (especially when she is pregnant), probably has a history of cheating. Good riddance and don’t let the door hit you too hard on your way out!
Poor Kim Kardashian. It’s not enough that she’s perpetually hounded by photographers. Now she apparently has psoriasis.